I got a letter in the mail today. I know I turn 50 in 9 days, but holy crap. I am now eligible to join AARP.
Old man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, old man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, old man, cause you’re in a new town,
There’s no need to be unhappy.
But I’m eligible for A fracking ARP! I thought that was for old people.