Stupid Springing Clock

Why did I spring forward last night? Why must I lose an hour of sleep? What is the freakin’ point of this yearly exercise? Finally it was daylight at 7:00 and I could just awaken naturally, no alarm clock needed. Life was good again. My body clock was in a groove. And then

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Oops. I meant

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And I’m smacked upside the head by this stupid happy springing clock.

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Why is this clock happy? He’s losing an hour of sleep. Not only that, people hate him. He has no cause to be happy.

And why do we do this? For the farmers.

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I’ve got your hoe right here.

This Indian is one smart fellow:

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If only I lived in Arizona. Or better yet, Hawaii.

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Ella a/k/a unConfirmed Bachelorette

Ella a/k/a Confirmed Bachelorette (f/k/a Unconfirmed Bachelorette) is a 50-something recovered lawyer who left the practice of law to embrace a full-time writing life. Never-married, child-free Ella resides in Austin, Texas and Ontario, Canada with her four bad cats.

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